WE read it for the advertising.

Ah, to feel the freedom of the grass between your toes and a refreshing breeze in your hair in the metaphoric sense of what it must be like to produce an ad for Playboy magazine.

None of that “You can’t show nipples.” or “That pun is insulting.” As is demonstrated in a scanned page after the jump. SFW (but probably not safe for intellectualism.)

Ha ha ha! Get it!? The best part is the seemingly what-the-hell-why-not inclusion of the how to tie a tie tips (which was stolen from any issue of Esquire).

Sidenote: Well Hung? Size Matters? Really? Does the ‘hang’ matter in a tie? We know size does.

About the Author: Karen Post

Karen Post is an entrepreneur, international branding authority, and author. Her books include: Brand Turnaround: How Brands Gone Bad Returned to Glory and the 7 Game Changers that Made the Difference (McGraw-Hill); and Brain Tattoos: Creating Unique Brands That Stick in Your Customers' Minds (AMACOM).