Ok, so they’re telling me that the economy is, like, the worst economy ever in the history of time and space and we’re all gonna’ die from like, some blood-borne sub-prime thing and I know it’s all true because the AP is reporting that we’re all moving back in with our parents. Yeah, even the olds.

But here’s my question. What age do you have to be for this action to be your parents moving in with you? You know, because you’re now taking care of them? Is it who moves their rocking chairs and Preparation H into who’s house? Just asking.

You can all go back to running around in a wild panic now.